The Pubic Hair Song letra

. Well i've found a crouch
and i'm finally bak
Watchin them peckerz try to get in her crack
I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the track
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

2. Well she fluffs me up when shes goin on a date
Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate
Scratches me to death if her period's late
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

3. When shes not really horny she uses vasilen
Takes a lil shower n rubs me clean
I apreciate it when im covered with cream
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

4. Well i like it when the eat
But i dont like when they didle
I get cought when there foundered on her middle
Curl right up when she takes a lil piddle
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

(end, music goes down) hahahahahaha

*download this if you need a good laugh!* funny as hell

Rodney Carrington - Letras

• A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
• Bad Pickup Lines
• Burning Sensation
• Carlos
• Carlos Man Of Love
• Dancing With A Man
• Dear Penis
• Fred
• Gay Factory Worker
• Great To Be A Man
• In Her Day
• It's To Late ( Radio Edit )
• Little Things That Piss Me Off
• Mama's Got Her Boobs Out
• Masterbate
• Morning Wood
• Older women
• Pickup Truck
• Play Your Cards Wrong
• Prison Bitch
• She'd Be A Millionaire
• Show Them To Me
• Snowman
• The Beer Song
• The Chicken
• The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
• The Man Song
• The Pubic Hair Song
• Things We Didn't Know
• Ugly Women