Pickup Truck letra

im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck

Rodney Carrington - Letras

• A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
• Bad Pickup Lines
• Burning Sensation
• Carlos
• Carlos Man Of Love
• Dancing With A Man
• Dear Penis
• Fred
• Gay Factory Worker
• Great To Be A Man
• In Her Day
• It's To Late ( Radio Edit )
• Little Things That Piss Me Off
• Mama's Got Her Boobs Out
• Masterbate
• Morning Wood
• Older women
• Pickup Truck
• Play Your Cards Wrong
• Prison Bitch
• She'd Be A Millionaire
• Show Them To Me
• Snowman
• The Beer Song
• The Chicken
• The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
• The Man Song
• The Pubic Hair Song
• Things We Didn't Know
• Ugly Women